okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy im here ren dnt worreyhh i shall teman you crappy-fied the blog ;ppp . turns out tht mag's going melaka and leaving us here soooooooobss we shall miss you frieend :(
and turns out tht im NOT going to thailand sighhh cz my daddeyh said tht its not save yet cz of the bomb-ing idk how to spell tht sorreyh .
ive been bloodeyh bored.
ngehngehengehh soo thts all for today
tataa
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Anguish
Ren is super bored and she's posting this for no reason simply cuz she's bored. *grins* Aaaand she demands to know why none of the marshmallows, besides herself, are posting nonsense on the blog. *points an accusing finger* Ren is so bored that she has decided to give up on computers and start toying with vacuum cleaners instead. They're much noisier and alot more entertaining. She also wants to say that she hates kitties. *whacks them with the dustbin lid* Not only that, she feels like eating pineapple tarts and drinking cold soya bean, so she's logging off right away. Oh, and she says bye. I know. Ren is such a freak.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Laaa-dee-dah-doo
I had the most awesomest time today. Mag and i went to pyramid just for the fun of it. it was supposed to be my cousin and i. but that stupid relative of mine bailed out last minute and mag saved my life. yeay mag! so as i planned earlier with my cuzzie, i watched madagascar with maggie boo instead and gosh it was hilarious. not only the movie but moments before the movie. as usual we were exchanging gossips and grandmomma stories. enthusiastically mag started out loud and the whole theatre fell silent. the moment of embarrassment continued with my hyena-like laughter and yes i embarrassed myself too. lesson learnt: do not laugh at others. but yet again it's something i'll nvr learn. and so we watched madagascar and laughed our way outta the movies. then we indulged ourselves in secret recipe. our pre-planned order was a vegetarian salad. but the cake called me. i had no choice. so chocolate cheese cake it was and damn it was so good i had to restrain myself frm lickin the plate. you see, decency is a forced nature of the female species. well at least for most of us. fine, maybe it's just me la k! and we washed that sinful thing down with a glass of hot chocolate. but seriously, nothing like our "milo panas" frm the kedai mamak. and then we met up with sharm sweets and thiru with whom we resumed our gigglings and hyena laughters. then mag and i headed back home whilst the other two watched the very same movie. again. i dont' blame them, it was good. *promotin*. and so was our day of fun fun and more fun. love you my maggie hun and sharmie sweets. and no i'm not a homosexual. i'm just madly in love with my marsh sayangs.
Unreasonable Love (Part 2)
"How vas school today chveetheart?"
"Mum! Can you please knock that accent off? Go take a course, get a tutor! Do whatever it takes. Just don’t talk to me in English till you learn to speak normally!"
"Vat is this rude behaviour abouvt? Do you want me to tell your acha?" asked my mum in a clearly hurt tone.
Sighing heavily and feeling bad almost immediately I said "Sorry mum, but you just remind me of that disgusting girl."
Her eyes immediately lit up like oil lamps in a temple shrine and it didnt take long for the light to spread all over her face. "Vich garl, Ajay?" she asked excitedly.
"Smells like a concoction of fermented coconut and sour milk, sounds like a squeaky bird and looks like an oiled grasshopper," I said in a dull voice.
"Ajay," my mother started as she came and sat beside me. She took my hand in hers and said "You say she smells like yan Yindian garl, sounds yas chveet yas dee bard, yand yis yas yactive yas ye grasshapper. Vat more could you ask far? I’m satisfied, go far her.
"Unable to decide if my mother was mocking me, I gave her THE look and dragged my bags to my room. As much as I didn’t want to think about her, she kept coming back into my mind. Why? I had no clue. I didn’t even have the strength to force her out of my mind, and yet I couldn’t stand anything about her. From her name to her appearance to her pathetic intellectual abilities. "Ajay! What is wrong with you? You’ve got maths to complete. Start now," said a stern voice inside me.
Another voice intruded. "Well indeed, Ajay! I think Madhukshara is a really lovely and significant name. And you know there’s something she’s hiding. Don’t even want to know what it might be?"
Complicated equations sat in front of me. But all I could concentrate on was Madhukshara. Voice number 2 was right. There was definitely something that she was hiding. Despite feeling like vomiting when she came near me something told me that there was definitely something behind that string mushroom like appearance.
Shocked at my own waves of thoughts I grabbed my pillow and flopped onto the bed. If these were the beginning steps up the ladder to insanity, I was climbing steadily. I fumbled for my cellphone to call Nidhish and say I wasn’t coming for the game that evening. Suddenly I remembered she had overheard our conversation. And the past few times she had, she had turned up for the game. I had felt her eyes on me.
"Where the hell did THAT come from?" asked Voice number 1."I have no idea," I answered. I was beginning to scare myself. I never knew that I had taken so much notice of her myself until a few seconds ago. Shaking my head, I pulled my t-shirt over my head and checked myself in the mirror. "Does Madhukshara like muscular figures?"
I opened my cupboard to take a clean t-shirt. I picked a white one. "He looks like an angel in that white t-shart, no?" I overheard Madhukshara saying the other day.
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END
"Mum! Can you please knock that accent off? Go take a course, get a tutor! Do whatever it takes. Just don’t talk to me in English till you learn to speak normally!"
"Vat is this rude behaviour abouvt? Do you want me to tell your acha?" asked my mum in a clearly hurt tone.
Sighing heavily and feeling bad almost immediately I said "Sorry mum, but you just remind me of that disgusting girl."
Her eyes immediately lit up like oil lamps in a temple shrine and it didnt take long for the light to spread all over her face. "Vich garl, Ajay?" she asked excitedly.
"Smells like a concoction of fermented coconut and sour milk, sounds like a squeaky bird and looks like an oiled grasshopper," I said in a dull voice.
"Ajay," my mother started as she came and sat beside me. She took my hand in hers and said "You say she smells like yan Yindian garl, sounds yas chveet yas dee bard, yand yis yas yactive yas ye grasshapper. Vat more could you ask far? I’m satisfied, go far her.
"Unable to decide if my mother was mocking me, I gave her THE look and dragged my bags to my room. As much as I didn’t want to think about her, she kept coming back into my mind. Why? I had no clue. I didn’t even have the strength to force her out of my mind, and yet I couldn’t stand anything about her. From her name to her appearance to her pathetic intellectual abilities. "Ajay! What is wrong with you? You’ve got maths to complete. Start now," said a stern voice inside me.
Another voice intruded. "Well indeed, Ajay! I think Madhukshara is a really lovely and significant name. And you know there’s something she’s hiding. Don’t even want to know what it might be?"
Complicated equations sat in front of me. But all I could concentrate on was Madhukshara. Voice number 2 was right. There was definitely something that she was hiding. Despite feeling like vomiting when she came near me something told me that there was definitely something behind that string mushroom like appearance.
Shocked at my own waves of thoughts I grabbed my pillow and flopped onto the bed. If these were the beginning steps up the ladder to insanity, I was climbing steadily. I fumbled for my cellphone to call Nidhish and say I wasn’t coming for the game that evening. Suddenly I remembered she had overheard our conversation. And the past few times she had, she had turned up for the game. I had felt her eyes on me.
"Where the hell did THAT come from?" asked Voice number 1."I have no idea," I answered. I was beginning to scare myself. I never knew that I had taken so much notice of her myself until a few seconds ago. Shaking my head, I pulled my t-shirt over my head and checked myself in the mirror. "Does Madhukshara like muscular figures?"
I opened my cupboard to take a clean t-shirt. I picked a white one. "He looks like an angel in that white t-shart, no?" I overheard Madhukshara saying the other day.
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END
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Unreasonable Love (Part 1)
NO! NO! I failed my English paper again. There goes amma all over again. “Oh good Lord! How can I have such a stupid daughter? Won’t you ever learn this language properly?”
I wake up fram my deep sleep with the sour taste of paneer (the indian tofu) and spinach curry in my mouth. I uncomfortably try swallow down the horrible taste but it remains there. I sleepiedly valk towards the bathroom and merely touch my teeth with the toothbrush. Hurryly I pour water over my body and walk out. Today no time to wash heair. I myself can sense the sour smell of sweat and coconut oil flying fram my hair but I can’t help it. I pour somemore oil to flat my hair down and put a big group of jasmine on my hair. Today go late surely teacher vill scold.
Then I think of him. I smile. I dream about how ve might bumper into each other today. But god is bad, no? He never lets it happen. Aiyo, there is amma again. I quickly race down steps so that can reach kitchen fast and make her keep quiet.
Within 10 minutes I’m ready to hop onto bus. Hai, hai! Crowd in India buses. They drive you mad, yar! Man sitting on ladies’ seat. Tsk tsk tsk. I fight with that fat lady again for my vindow seat. There goes the brown cow, I see Chandu chacha’s (Chandu uncle's) black doggie. All letting out vaste and eating food from same ground. Ai, ai!
School come already. I run until the yellow colour block then slow down. He shouldn’t see me running like this, no? Then he vill think I am so dying to see him. I mustn’t make it so obvious. That’s what Kareena Kapoor said in that movie yesterday. Vaat was the other thing she said again? Ahh..She said must lift your skirt a little and make him go pagal (crazy). Aiyo! Today only I have to wear salwar kameez. I think for awhile. Then vun idea come to me. I lift up my sleeves to open up my dark thinly arms.
I try to remember how Kareena valked to her lover and I follow. He looks up. I get very yexcited. I show him my peerly teeth. He raises one eyebrow and cantinues to read. I take the seat closed to him. I try to peep into the title of the book he reading. It said ‘Alchemy of Desire’. Oh goodness! Veary good. He also desiring me. Thats why he showing me that title. I also vaant to show I can read. I take out my favourite copy of Enid Blyton. I purpursely lift up the book to make sure he can read the title. Surely he vill like a girl who can read books.
My friends alvays tell me. It seems, his language is veary good. He write yamazing staarys and poyems. He also talk veary well. I see him going competition. Oh Lord! He is so jasmine color and beautiful looking yar! His height also veary nice. He play drums veary well. I laugh in my head. He vill be shacked if he knew I can play the hop-scatch and catching game. My friends alvays say I play that bestest. I’m like their captain you know.
I sense him moving a little to the yather side. *giggle* It must be becaz he is shy of me. Oh Lord! How can I thank you yenuf? You are answering aal my prayers. Let this love vork out. I will do yenithing far you.
I sit there like that until school bell ring. By then his friends are already vith him. I too vill be with him like that vun day. His smile is so dareshing yar. I hear them planning for a game of cricket. Ok, I vill be there too. But sometimes I scared. You see, they all 4 years older than me. He also. They aal doving engineering carse in the school. But nevermind. Far him I vill go.
I vatch him until he dissolve around corner of building. Then I smile and walk in aapasit direction to my classroom. Such a lovely day no?
*to be continued...*
I wake up fram my deep sleep with the sour taste of paneer (the indian tofu) and spinach curry in my mouth. I uncomfortably try swallow down the horrible taste but it remains there. I sleepiedly valk towards the bathroom and merely touch my teeth with the toothbrush. Hurryly I pour water over my body and walk out. Today no time to wash heair. I myself can sense the sour smell of sweat and coconut oil flying fram my hair but I can’t help it. I pour somemore oil to flat my hair down and put a big group of jasmine on my hair. Today go late surely teacher vill scold.
Then I think of him. I smile. I dream about how ve might bumper into each other today. But god is bad, no? He never lets it happen. Aiyo, there is amma again. I quickly race down steps so that can reach kitchen fast and make her keep quiet.
Within 10 minutes I’m ready to hop onto bus. Hai, hai! Crowd in India buses. They drive you mad, yar! Man sitting on ladies’ seat. Tsk tsk tsk. I fight with that fat lady again for my vindow seat. There goes the brown cow, I see Chandu chacha’s (Chandu uncle's) black doggie. All letting out vaste and eating food from same ground. Ai, ai!
School come already. I run until the yellow colour block then slow down. He shouldn’t see me running like this, no? Then he vill think I am so dying to see him. I mustn’t make it so obvious. That’s what Kareena Kapoor said in that movie yesterday. Vaat was the other thing she said again? Ahh..She said must lift your skirt a little and make him go pagal (crazy). Aiyo! Today only I have to wear salwar kameez. I think for awhile. Then vun idea come to me. I lift up my sleeves to open up my dark thinly arms.
I try to remember how Kareena valked to her lover and I follow. He looks up. I get very yexcited. I show him my peerly teeth. He raises one eyebrow and cantinues to read. I take the seat closed to him. I try to peep into the title of the book he reading. It said ‘Alchemy of Desire’. Oh goodness! Veary good. He also desiring me. Thats why he showing me that title. I also vaant to show I can read. I take out my favourite copy of Enid Blyton. I purpursely lift up the book to make sure he can read the title. Surely he vill like a girl who can read books.
My friends alvays tell me. It seems, his language is veary good. He write yamazing staarys and poyems. He also talk veary well. I see him going competition. Oh Lord! He is so jasmine color and beautiful looking yar! His height also veary nice. He play drums veary well. I laugh in my head. He vill be shacked if he knew I can play the hop-scatch and catching game. My friends alvays say I play that bestest. I’m like their captain you know.
I sense him moving a little to the yather side. *giggle* It must be becaz he is shy of me. Oh Lord! How can I thank you yenuf? You are answering aal my prayers. Let this love vork out. I will do yenithing far you.
I sit there like that until school bell ring. By then his friends are already vith him. I too vill be with him like that vun day. His smile is so dareshing yar. I hear them planning for a game of cricket. Ok, I vill be there too. But sometimes I scared. You see, they all 4 years older than me. He also. They aal doving engineering carse in the school. But nevermind. Far him I vill go.
I vatch him until he dissolve around corner of building. Then I smile and walk in aapasit direction to my classroom. Such a lovely day no?
*to be continued...*
TUES 11 NOV 08
Aloha! Its been quite a long time since me, M updated this blog. I shall start with today. Me and Ren went AC for lunch around 12+. We walked of coarse. Lucky it wasnt that hot or else i would have turned red and Ren might turned dark.:) So, we reached AC safely and ordered drinks.Watermelon juice!!! My Favourite! Muahaha..we chilled for a while then ordered FOOD! There were alot of college students,obviously! While eating we suspected this chinese dude looking at us but i thought he was watching the tv but the tv is above us not behind us.hahaha his mad!!!! After eating we were soo bloated la.couldnt finish out drinks also:) around 2+ we walked back. on the way back,we ter-met fariz but we buat bodoh!haha then it was kinda hot for me,stomach was too full but still we had to walk. Ren was being a mad human beingla.after crossing the road she wanted to jog weyh. Then, suddenly this guy in the lorry asked me y my friend so semangat? i started laughing.then he passed Ren and asked her "dah mabuk ke". She was still laughing in the 'drunk' way and said 'yeah'.hahahaha i think its bcoz of the watermelon.too much sugar weyh.she was high all the way home la.i almost throwed up coz laughed too much. then, she started talking nonsence la.gone d! Saying 'when she gets married it must be a rich fella and shes gonna make him cook for her and use his money for clothes and etc. her children must not be spoiled.hahaha and she went on about my children.i told her im not getting married! kekekeke..and guess what? she was soo tired she sat down 'sumwhere over the rainbow'.Suddenly this SHELL lorry guy pass us and said 'hello' or sumthing.then he stopped far in front of us.I thought he wanted to turned back actually turned right sumwhere.hahahaa Ren was really a drunk mad women la.no wonder shes our friend ar MARSH.Finally, we reached home.It was really hot la.she stopped being a drunk pig d.heheheh then H came.We wacthed a DVD,Accidental Husband.was quite interesting.not bad.R loved it bcoz there were indians involve and the songs too.Then, we went to aiman's blog and watched pua chu kang's video.hahahaha it was sooo funny! what a COOL soong.That was our day la. Thanku for reading! Okay M here is tired now.Enjoy the holidays human beings!
Adios!
Love Afif's neighbour! :)
Adios!
Love Afif's neighbour! :)
FUTSAL!! *next time cud you not pick red, hazel??*
Yes i know what you people are thinkin but it's true! we had a game of futsal! and no, we did not just run around! *well maybe excluding me* it was fun fun fun! supah fun! sharm, mag and i went with a bunch of form 6 dudes who were all really nice ppl. we started at 2.30pm and ended at around 5.30. and i lost 5 kgs! *yeah right*. and a very important fact, mag's a real good futsal player! she stunned everyone with her real good futsal skills i was amazed! sharm was equally good in her defending role. and as for me... i did more of the running, screaming and cheering part. but i really did well in that. the first team was a few form 6 dudes, mag and i and the opposing team was sharm and a few others. and of course the team which i was in won! hahahahaha. then the second match was sharm and mag in one team and i was in the opposing team. of course i was really determined to win and so with overflowing team spirit, i ran to kick the ball with all my might when suddenly sharm's leg came in the way. so you can imagine the "ouch" and the "ooooohh" that followed the incident. sorry sharmie, oh you know what a klutz i am. and then came this struggle i had with mag to get the ball.i forgot we were buddies for a moment! *grins* and yes there many funny moments and exciting ones that i experienced that day which is something that is not to be told but to be experienced. haha, i had mega fun that day and let's all do it again someday with hazel and airina and the guys( afif, khairil, ritz, aiman, syed and etc.) love you guys, NER.
Friday, November 7, 2008
FREEEEEEEDOM!!!
FINALS ARE OVER PPL!!!! yeapppie!! doing victory dance* well here's wat happend in the life of hazirah soffiee TODAY... well marsh had a totally awsome *head banging* outing man!! it rockd so hard my brain exploded...dudeeeeee!!!!! hahahahah on our incredible day we headed to our (tempat serangan)if u can figure out where thats is(dimaryp) we sat on out bottoms and watched 2 whole movies without toilet breaks *WAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!!! well the first movie was hsm3... i knw i knw..lame...but deep down u know u wanna watch it right2??? wiggles eyebrows* haha well it was ok except for the whole romance in hindi movie theme hahaha... u know wat im talking bout...anyways after hours sitting on our bottoms the movie finishd... and u would think we would wanna go grab a bite to eat or something but ohhh nooo this is where u are wrong... that is not the marsh way of watching a movie ohhh nooo... instead of going out we went for another movie half an hour later....ohhhh sakit otak... so ok a new adventure began a new movie and new seats... we were pumped...'COFFIN' a horror thai movie that almost made me wet my pants just reading the title....gulp...but hey i was sitting next to sharm our warrior!!! but at the end who was hiding behind who ahh sharm....tehheeee note to self: bring more food in theater...it was freezing cold in there too...anyways after the movie finished...finally u are allowed some filling of the stomach...it is the marsh way of doing things...learn it,love it, live it... :D... we ate at the place that charged us for cheddar service everytime we come.. where else but pizza hut! after our awsome experience at pizza hut.. we went walking around dimaryp... went high doing it too... ohhh it was one of those perfect days where i didnt drop my phone in the toilet and everyone was just having fun...ahhh it was totally radical dude!!! and now it shall be remembered by those who lived it today on 7thnovember2008*said dramatically*... and now i bid adieu...fancy words meaning im outta here...
love H
love H
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